Tours of Ruby de Fossato,bart, A Non-Tory,Around The Redditch Area
May 17th,2018
Beautiful sunny afternoon!Got up to the Holloway,on my way to Rowney Green.Whitethroats singing everywhere! Always love passing the Dower House at Beoley where that stupid former Bromsgrove Tory MP Julie Kirkbride lived...she was Had for something (we wont mention Spike Milligan!) Love the spot as the honourable Sheldons,originally from cradley Heath, originally lived in the lost mansion just above it on Beoley Moor,and introduced Flemish tapestry to Redditch and Barcheston.Shakespeare's skull,or Ann Hathaway's is still grinning a Tory rictus up at St Leonard's, oh sorry, on Beoley Hill.Shakespeare probably knew Sheldon at court,indeed John Taylor of the honourable Painter Stainers and Grocers Company who painted the Chandos Shakespeare,also painted William Sheldon,Recusant.The latter died at nearby Skilts (^Old Norse "Bell,i.e. Upper Skilts Grange's Bell),where Darwin's niece later married Theodore Moeillet,who's grandfather was Matthew Boulton's protege.Skilts has the 3rd highest trig-point in Warwickshire,and former owners included Roger de Corbizon,Captain Smith who rescued Charles I's standard at Edgehill,Sheldons,Wm Jaffray who founded the Evening Mail with O'Connor,the former being Lord Jaffray whose title still exists down at Petersfield,Hants and whose holder used to chair the "Investors against Loyds of London" Grizzlers;and nearby in Ullenhall the forbears of the honourable Lord Carrinton,who with David Mellor were the only Tories ever to have the guts to attend a pro-Palestinian march,dwelt! .Before I cycle on,just to say that in the post Civil War land grab,despite the Ant-Brexit Putney debates,the devious Colonel Wildman,doyenne of Pepys and Megan's Duke of York,got hold of Beoley,and later passed his ignominy to his heir John Shute,friend of the tinker John Locke,who was thrown out of parliament in 1721 over the Hamburg Conspiracy,and later became Viscount Barrington,whose descendant Peter Barrington lived in Moseley until the mid 80's.Just wish the Very Honourable Donagh McCarthy,Earl of Clancarthy 1721 and Seigneur of Rotturmeroog,or Ragamuffins,near Hamburg,could have got him,maybe done a Tory citizen's arrest on him! .
Anyway, I concede Jacky Smith,Home Secretary let us down,in the Smith-Tapes:but she wasnt a Julie or Karen or Rachel.Yes another Tory Karen Lumsden was useless and very hubristic,that's from people who met her! Where do they get these people from?! Now we've got another stupid MP who laughs hysterically in the Parliament Chamber and makes selfist tirades!! SHE'll be gone soon!! Time for the eighteenth century Cabal-for-Power known as the Tory "Party" to go! After all,we live in modern times!!
Anyway2,I'd thought I might see the Ravens that were honking and ridge-formation flying last week! No luck! Just an amazing symphony of Carrion Crows by Beoley Hill...all sorts of sounds!! I'm sure these noble creatures are communicating!!Some polite drivers today,actually waiting,but it was left to re-entry to the environs of Redditch on Icknield Way to experience a speedo for whom Tory materialistic quick buzz or buck and no knowledge of what a car represents shines,to be able to trouble me! Anyway,Come the Day when the Brum-Deracinated Redditch working class,in their insecurity and fear,wake up and see their way to break ranks with the "I'm alright Jack" small business owners and suede-shoed retired walking sticks of the Feckenhams,Winyates Green etc and vote Labour! I dont want to see little children in rags!
Just gotta add this wheeze of a "grumpy old man" story before I go: have you noticed how shit the paths go in winter in that part of the Queen's Royal Forest of Feckenham by Headless Cross?! You know I love birds,and wildlife,and woods: but wellied/heavybooted dog-walkers bear down on that there already tired soil and shit up the paths so you can hardly walk!! Great for coming generations of children who want to go into the woods,play,and listen to the birds!! You know,that Forest in the time of Henry II extended as far north as Hopwood,co-sharer of the Arrow with us!! They used to hang people like me,the poachers,who cared for their own families,down at the gallows at Hanbury!More a place today I think for people who cause inequality by their ignorance,selfishness and sycophancy,and their voting ,such that disabled people are disenfranchised etc...and the Beautiful People of Windrush,whose faces I want to see next every Blossom of Joy that bedecks the course of all our Redditch roads and gardens,are racially abused!! Abused also are all the hard working impoverished people of this country!!
Next week I'll also tell you a little of how I believe Eton should be abolished,and Oxbridge nationalised!! Did you know the pious Henry VI founded Eton for the poor people of the town?? And ta-tar,just to say the soulless attitude of all Britons,regarding the forthcoming trade and border disaster for our first Colony (1132...there he goes,Good Old Henry II !)...you've got it...Leprechaun Ireland ...ha ha tee hee...IS APALLING. Taraah,VOTE TORY!!
Ha ha ha hee hee hee Look out for my next journey next Thursday! I might even stretch my notion of the "Redditch Area" wildly,and ride somewhere else where the priesthood of the bundle of rods vote,Dudley!!
Anyway, I concede Jacky Smith,Home Secretary let us down,in the Smith-Tapes:but she wasnt a Julie or Karen or Rachel.Yes another Tory Karen Lumsden was useless and very hubristic,that's from people who met her! Where do they get these people from?! Now we've got another stupid MP who laughs hysterically in the Parliament Chamber and makes selfist tirades!! SHE'll be gone soon!! Time for the eighteenth century Cabal-for-Power known as the Tory "Party" to go! After all,we live in modern times!!
Anyway2,I'd thought I might see the Ravens that were honking and ridge-formation flying last week! No luck! Just an amazing symphony of Carrion Crows by Beoley Hill...all sorts of sounds!! I'm sure these noble creatures are communicating!!Some polite drivers today,actually waiting,but it was left to re-entry to the environs of Redditch on Icknield Way to experience a speedo for whom Tory materialistic quick buzz or buck and no knowledge of what a car represents shines,to be able to trouble me! Anyway,Come the Day when the Brum-Deracinated Redditch working class,in their insecurity and fear,wake up and see their way to break ranks with the "I'm alright Jack" small business owners and suede-shoed retired walking sticks of the Feckenhams,Winyates Green etc and vote Labour! I dont want to see little children in rags!
Just gotta add this wheeze of a "grumpy old man" story before I go: have you noticed how shit the paths go in winter in that part of the Queen's Royal Forest of Feckenham by Headless Cross?! You know I love birds,and wildlife,and woods: but wellied/heavybooted dog-walkers bear down on that there already tired soil and shit up the paths so you can hardly walk!! Great for coming generations of children who want to go into the woods,play,and listen to the birds!! You know,that Forest in the time of Henry II extended as far north as Hopwood,co-sharer of the Arrow with us!! They used to hang people like me,the poachers,who cared for their own families,down at the gallows at Hanbury!More a place today I think for people who cause inequality by their ignorance,selfishness and sycophancy,and their voting ,such that disabled people are disenfranchised etc...and the Beautiful People of Windrush,whose faces I want to see next every Blossom of Joy that bedecks the course of all our Redditch roads and gardens,are racially abused!! Abused also are all the hard working impoverished people of this country!!
Next week I'll also tell you a little of how I believe Eton should be abolished,and Oxbridge nationalised!! Did you know the pious Henry VI founded Eton for the poor people of the town?? And ta-tar,just to say the soulless attitude of all Britons,regarding the forthcoming trade and border disaster for our first Colony (1132...there he goes,Good Old Henry II !)...you've got it...Leprechaun Ireland ...ha ha tee hee...IS APALLING. Taraah,VOTE TORY!!
Ha ha ha hee hee hee Look out for my next journey next Thursday! I might even stretch my notion of the "Redditch Area" wildly,and ride somewhere else where the priesthood of the bundle of rods vote,Dudley!!

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